Im a Hellenic traditionalist. Demeter has been pissed for the last 2000 years because we know too much about her mystery cult.
Im a solipsist monotheist. There is only one god *that we know of*
Im a environmental anti-theist. We should only reject god once we have a method of ethically recycling his body.
I'm a Jewish textual illegalist. The ONLY valid torahs are the ones properly buried in genizahs.
I'm a Militant Homosexual Christo-Muslim. The Knights Templar were actually homosexual half-christian half-muslim devil worshippers, AND they are the one true church.
Im a Vatican 1 ultra-fundamentalist. It is literally, physically impossible to mistranslate the Bible, and we must teach dolphins how to do it.
I'm a spinozan atheist. I don't believe in nature either.
I'm a rotating Monotheist. There is only ever one God, but it changes every week or so.















