Season 2 winner: The Faceless Old Woman (Welcome to Night Vale)

StrexCorp: "evil religious corporation cult that takes capitalism to its worst extreme basically. at least at NVCR (night vale community radio) your biggest worry is the Creatures— at Strex you’re probably HOPING you get eaten by a creature before your next shift. assuming your last one ever ended."

SAL 9000

She is HAL 9000's lesser known twin and has a sense of humor

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Left: Mr. Narrator (Winnie the Pooh) The Narrator (The Powerpuff Girls)

The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home

She’s a faceless old woman who secretly lives inside everyone’s homes but is never seen, only voices where she is or what she does through the local radio show and she’s fucking amazing. Ran for mayor once. Tried to assasinate the mayor who was elected. Also has a book describing her backstory. Does she technically have a body? I’m not sure (haven’t read the book) but either way, we only ever hear her voice and like, zero description of what she may look like in the podcast aside from not having a face.

she used to be a pirate!

Hera

NO HERA PROPAGANDA??? this is shameful. she's SASSY. she has a pathetic boy/bestfriend. she is an ai who, according to her code, should not be able to disobey a superior officer or harm somebody, yet she TAUGHT HERSELF how to IGNORE COMMANDS. she's been a part of like. so many mutinies. she has anxiety. she loves so fiercely. she prioritizes herself as number one. she can do a million things at once. she's perfect.

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The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home

She’s a faceless old woman who secretly lives inside everyone’s homes but is never seen, only voices where she is or what she does through the local radio show and she’s fucking amazing. Ran for mayor once. Tried to assasinate the mayor who was elected. Also has a book describing her backstory. Does she technically have a body? I’m not sure (haven’t read the book) but either way, we only ever hear her voice and like, zero description of what she may look like in the podcast aside from not having a face.

she used to be a pirate!

Hera

NO HERA PROPAGANDA??? this is shameful. she's SASSY. she has a pathetic boy/bestfriend. she is an ai who, according to her code, should not be able to disobey a superior officer or harm somebody, yet she TAUGHT HERSELF how to IGNORE COMMANDS. she's been a part of like. so many mutinies. she has anxiety. she loves so fiercely. she prioritizes herself as number one. she can do a million things at once. she's perfect.

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The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home

She’s a faceless old woman who secretly lives inside everyone’s homes but is never seen, only voices where she is or what she does through the local radio show and she’s fucking amazing. Ran for mayor once. Tried to assasinate the mayor who was elected. Also has a book describing her backstory. Does she technically have a body? I’m not sure (haven’t read the book) but either way, we only ever hear her voice and like, zero description of what she may look like in the podcast aside from not having a face.

she used to be a pirate!

Hera

NO HERA PROPAGANDA??? this is shameful. she's SASSY. she has a pathetic boy/bestfriend. she is an ai who, according to her code, should not be able to disobey a superior officer or harm somebody, yet she TAUGHT HERSELF how to IGNORE COMMANDS. she's been a part of like. so many mutinies. she has anxiety. she loves so fiercely. she prioritizes herself as number one. she can do a million things at once. she's perfect.

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Game

they're so silly. everyone in-game thinks they are russian it's hilarious

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SAL 9000

She is HAL 9000's lesser known twin and has a sense of humor

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