modular bimboist

just had a dream that the epic rap battles of history guys announced 'a new direction for the channel' and then released literally hundreds of rap songs about 9/11 in the span of an hour

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

hero’s journey

and this man? Odysseus

Tumblr crowdfund a feature length film about this man's plight now

I love Hideo Kojima he makes multiple games where characters give long winded monologues (that he personally wrote) about how US entertainment media is designed to manufacture consent for the military, and then he’ll spend 3 days gushing about Top Gun

Kojima is very anti war, but also he has like a little kid brain where he just loves military hardware and spies and soldiers and he especially loves big machines that go really fast and make huge kabooms, and I think it’s the tension between these two parts of him that makes his art so deliciously insane

sex scenes should be more explicit & have uglier people in them

That’s just only fans

why are people saying this? are there feature films and television shows on porn sites now? can i experience a rousing conventional 3 act narrative on pornhub