This is clearly the natural progression from my last Knot review.
So how this is gonna go is, Slipknot are Touring during the Iowa Cycle. Tonight's show is in Gotham City. On the way to the venue, Several things go Awry.
Shout out to this Dome shot.
It's Robert Pattinson's Batman Because Slipknot could ONLY exist in The ReevesVerse.
(I'm also gonna give them Villain Names)
Is Shriek the name of the chick from Venom? Guess we'll never know.
Stepping off the buss, Sid is immediately reeking of weed. Batman Took a D.A.R.E. course in grade school and knows that saying 'no to drugs' is Cool. Sid is Taken down With a Swift kick to the back of the Legs. He does not put up a fight.
You know you like the name. Let's get this going.
Scavenging for some food Around the city, Batman sees Joey playfully punch Corey on the arm. "Violence is Wrong," The Dark Knight Whispers. Stalking his way towards the pair, He swoops in and Punches Joey in the Face. Dazed, Joey Let's out a "What the fuck, Are you Batman ??"
"Why the fuck are you on me?" The Smaller man Asks, Fear in his voice.
"Justice." A third punch is administered and Joey is down.
Corey is stunned as Fuck.
Paul was Actually Caught up in a Case of Right place, Wrong time. Deciding to Tour the historic City, the Band Was Booked to Visit the Famed Wayne Manor. A few of the Men showed up Early to get a closer look without all the supervision. While the others were busy looking around, Paul was digging inside a Silver closet.
In that moment, the back wall shifted.
Batman emerged from the Shadows.
He'd heard of this new guy from the locals but didn't Quite believe the legends.
Batman Swiftly Tased him.
Stuck in Gotham due to harsh weather conditions, Chris found himself Playing Golf with The Social Elites. Alfred was in attendance that day, a rare day off from watching his Man Child Subordinate.
On a particular stressful hole, Alfred found himself glancing around, quickly spotting the long-nosed mask.
Chris was Jerking his nose nervously.
Seeing an older, clearly more experienced man struggle with the course was not a good sign of things to come. Had his mask been unzipped, he'd be biting his fingernails in anticipation.
Alfred doesn't like the way this guy is looking at him and making obscene Gestures.
After the game is over, he informs Bruce.
Chris is taken out from behind.
He lands one punch Batman's collar bone before he gets absolutely Folded.
The Collector/ Puppet Master
At this point I don't even Care if they're Iowa Era Pictures, you get the idea.
On the night of the show, Jim went into Gotham town Square To get a few Supplies (Tape and Beer).
Walking through the dim Streets, He happened upon a Robbery in progress.
Being a man of Substantial build, He Stepped in.
Taking the Purse from the Would-be Robber just as Batman pulled up.
Using his expert Detective skills, Jim was Obviously the robber and it definitely was NOT the guy running down the alley.
Batman begins his Assault.
Jim put up a good fight, his Ultimate Downfall being a nightstick to the Neck.
Sorry about the filter, I love this picture.
Walking through a crowded area, Craig was Shoved into a few people behind him.
Like a hungry shark, Batman smelled the blood.
Craig Stood no chance, Not that he even wanted to Try.
Reminds me of Chop Top With that hanger, scratchin his head.
Shawn was walking through the city talking at his Normal Loud Volume.
Some guys told him to Shut up.
This was met by audible winces from the accompanying Band Mates as The Clown made his way across the street To Fuck these guys up.
It took almost every tool on Batman's belt to get the man down.
Eventually he was thwarted by the Shark Repellant. It has some sort of chloroform like Agent in it.
Once again just going with the mask name because it fits.
Trying to avoid the general public, Mick Found himself in a Quaint bar in the Narrows.
Unbeknownst to him, famed Kingpin Penguin had been tracking the band since they arrived in the city and was Currently approaching the Man.
"Long Night?" A hefty man sat on the stool Beside him. Mick grunted in agreement.
Mick was getting Aggravated, he wanted to be left alone, Not sign autographs. Does it look like he has a fucking pen.
A disheveled looking Batman stubbles out of the bathroom at the same moment Mick stands up from the bar.
Penguin claps him on the back. "Maybe next time Micky."
Cobblepot in Cahoots with Slipknot? Time to step in and save the Day.
Mick Simply walks out of the bar before Batman can even think about an approach tactic.
The famed creepypasta "Creature".
Corey put up a fight to keep his friend from being beaten up. He jumped on The Bat's Back and tried to draw as much attention as possible to the scene.
He escaped this encounter relatively unharmed.
Taking note of Where his bandages had last been seen, he made it his Duty to get revenge on The Batman.
Love Bad Fanfic. This didn't go nearly the way I thought it would but that's okay because It's still Exactly what it needs to be.
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