poison all your children to camouflage your scars

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

two tons maybe

Pretty man wants to kiss another pretty man, but he's clinging so so hard to his spot as a Straight White Man (due to growing up in Homophobia Era in Racism Town) so he's being real weird about it send tweet

So I did have a specific idea in mind when I made this post, but it's also kinda all of them, cause that's just what you get when you put Wednesday in the mind palace and start poking him with sticks

obviously we already knew doordash ubereats et al were fuckin trash but i got a job at the chicken mines (#mychicken) and seeing all these beautiful gorgeous fresh hot crispy hot-and-cold orders sit here dying for 20-40 minutes before anybody even comes to pick them up. bro our average ticket time is four minutes THERE'S NO WAY THE FOOD'S NOT SHIT BY THE TIME IT REACHES YOU

Like of course I'm not saying everyone unable to hold down a normal job is a bad person, but some people are absolutely doing gig work because they're unreliable and nightmares to be around

Found abusive family

Sometimes a group of queer, traumatized people come together and beat the shit out of each other and do DARVO tactics to recreate what their parents did to them. And that's beautiful.

SOPPING WET SATURDAY

Help, I'm trying to sneak out of the cemetery with my bag of bones, but I'm a 34 year old Pennsylvania emo and the sound of my empty monster cans keeps alerting the police

"we don't know people's mental state!!! some people need to steal hundreds of sets of human remains to sell on facebook marketplace TO COPE uwu"

I learned that the top of my window slides down, in addition to the bottom sliding up. (we don't have screens for all the windows so I keep having to let bugs out)

These bugs are so fucking stupid. I need a net