poison all your children to camouflage your scars

Haven't figured out what sometimes smells like burning oil or rubber, but now I know it's not my fan that I had to re oil (because I thought it was, so I hadn't used it in a couple days)

When you're pondering a fic about the first time Joey and Wednesday met, and realize that before they were making out on the couch, they were definitely talking about 9/11,,

Wednesday's posting his fitbit stats again, and has followed it by getting the unabomber printed on his coffee?

We did not have classic rock at work today, we had 90s To Now, which is tiktok songs and the most batshit array of cursed nostalgia. Like I'm minding my own business washing the dishes and All About That Bass comes on, and I'm forced to remember that song hitting the pro ana internet like a Bomb, and being like "if you guys just listened to better music you wouldn't be having this problem". Insane experience.

Walk into the bathroom at work and an old man with a kid is like "did we go in the ladies room?" Bro it's gonna be 80 degrees, you would also wear 2 inch shorts to the steam factory

Hey so I'm not seeing any of someone's blonde leg hair sticking out of those ripped jeans...

One thing about me is I do not like dr dre, but youtube just brought me the vevo version of still dre, and it's awful. So bad that I was like "this cannot possibly be popular" and looked up a different version. And it's not even purely a load bearing swear words situation, the mix is fucked up too! That company truly was a scourge on music

He still has not steamed his fucking dracula cape

Hysto consult was good! Just gotta wait for insurance approval and then I can get a surgery date

[inside thoughts voice] I wonder if specific people trigger Wednesday's eating disorder