poison all your children to camouflage your scars

Hey so I'm not seeing any of someone's blonde leg hair sticking out of those ripped jeans...

One thing about me is I do not like dr dre, but youtube just brought me the vevo version of still dre, and it's awful. So bad that I was like "this cannot possibly be popular" and looked up a different version. And it's not even purely a load bearing swear words situation, the mix is fucked up too! That company truly was a scourge on music

He still has not steamed his fucking dracula cape

Hysto consult was good! Just gotta wait for insurance approval and then I can get a surgery date

[inside thoughts voice] I wonder if specific people trigger Wednesday's eating disorder

The hand soap dispenser at work fell off the wall and broke last night, and I'm not saying anything because I wanna see how long it takes word to get around about it (nobody else washes their damn hands)

My Joey dressing to the left post is going around again

Opened the dishwasher at work and a cicada went straight into the water. Didn't last very long