Why Is A Raven Like A Writing Desk?

loving a book isn’t enough I need to merge with it on an atomic level

no show will ever have what taskmaster has. to me. the absolute silliness. a competition show where everyone wins and everyone loses and everyone is having the time of their lives. bring in a flashlight from your kitchen as a prize. or bring in your whole oven. it's 5 points either way. you WILL build a fort out of cardboard and tape and you WILL care about it so much. the way every task is so harmless and fun and generally done with like. everyday household objects. it's just weird little challenges that no one in their right mind would ever do or be good at. but everyone wants to win so bad and they get mad when they only get 1 point. throw some ping pong balls at alex horne and maybe you'll feel better.

maybe i’m just a commie but i think people shouldn’t be at risk of homelessness if they’re in between jobs

the plot chickens

the extent to which anti-homeless measures make cities exponentially worse for everybody who lives in them for the single solitary purpose of enacting social cleansing. actively making urban life unbearable in unprecedented ways in the name of culling the poor. vile irredeemable society

apparently this morning my wife heard me make a noise in my sleep and she asked me if i was okay and i just responded with "yeah, i'm just pissed off" and promptly fell asleep again. like i was dead asleep and just fucking hating still i guess. the grind never stops

half of adulting is basically you trying not to cry

The other half is crying

one thing about me is that i will buy a beverage

you just know when someone in customer service says “thank you for your patience!!!!” they’re fighting for their lives that day

This is why I always recommend having an emergency cheese. Mine is parmesan.

wonder woman out here still saving lives