Too DISASTROUS to HANDLE

Your name is ABSOLA KUTABE, and you are SIX SWEEPS OLD. You live on the top of a MOUNTAIN that is also your HIVE. Did you mention it's also SLIGHTLY VOLVANIC? It's been DORMANT FOR SWEEPS, but still. You enjoy engaging in ROLE-PLAYING GAMES, but never actual roleplaying, or FLARP for that matter. It's stupid. You prefer DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, but no one likes to play it with you. No one likes you at all, for that matter. As you stated earlier, you have no friends. They think you're bad luck because you seem to be able to sense DISASTERS. Or maybe it's just because you're SELF-CENTERED and SHORT-TEMPERED. You love to play ONLINE MULTIPLAYER GAMES. You like ALL OF THEM. Except for the terrible ones, of course. Your lusus likes to bother you when you play for too long. He's pretty cool, you guess, but he's a bit STUBBORN and UGLY. But WHO ELSE would keep him from destroying everything? Certainly not anyone but you. Your trolltag is disastrousDevil and You ALWAYS use CAPS FOR A LOT OF EMPHASIZING, but OTHER THAN THAT you DEFINITELY USE PROPER SYNTAX because you THINK it MAKES YOU LOOK SMARTER. You also ATTEMPT TO USE BIG WORDS but USUALLY FAIL. Your SMILEYS ALWAYS HAVE THREE EYES in RESPECT FOR YOUR LUSUS. >08|