We’re All Disasters Here

Ideally that would be the safest place to hide

@paperbagrosie

This is like a study in how many expressions three characters can cram into a frame. The last gif is the story an entire life lived in a moment. This gifset describes a heroic journey. Jonathan is briefly wildly excited by the statue’s feet before resigning himself to his fate. Ardeth’s instant transition from drama to annoyance when Rick lights a match on his beard is highly relatable. why did Rick stop the action just to strike a match on a friend’s rugged jaw. how fantastic are Ardeth’s robes. what are their faces doing in the last gif. is anyone in this film capable of doing anything at a normal level with any modicum of focus, or do they all stumble dramatically out of bed in the morning and pick a fight with the floor. Give me more disasters, that’s what I want. more relatable, distractible disasters. not a single one of them can focus on deadly dangers for more than a moment without being distracted by feet, jawlines, banter, books, swishing their clothes and grabbing each other. none of them can hold a torch properly.

RING THE ALARM I BEEN THRU THIS TOO LONG, BUT I’LL BE DAMNED IF I SEE ANOTHER CHICK ON YOUR ARM!

The reason it reminds you of a Renaissance paintings is because of how the people’s gestures and gazes direct your eye between each other and ultimately toward the central motif of the Beib getting choked.

And some of the hoodies and T shirts look like robes at first glance…?

Malone, Post, and Justin Bieber. ‘Judas Gets His Ass Beat in the Club as Jesus Laughs.’ 2016. Phone Camera. Tumblr, The Club.

You kids with your “McElroy” this and your “Voltron” that…… some of us just come here for the frog memes, you know

The wizard that made this knew exactly what they wanted

…okay my next character is going to be one of these with Groucho Marx glasses

@umblrgumblr

Ideally that would be the safest place to hide

cute date idea: we bake pies together in your kitchen with what ingredients we have, smiling and laughing at all our stupid little mistakes. you don’t really know how to bake but i love teaching you what i know. everything feels so simple and right. i hope we can be like this forever

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault