ogres have layers

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

Everybody loves Tom Hardy, and Tom Hardy loves dogs, which basically makes everybody love Tom Hardy even more. If that’s even possible.

forgot i was smoking it

so i’m just lit getting mcnuggets (i haven t had a mcnugget in years) smoking and the girl taking my money is like yo that smells good

i asked her if she wanted to hit it i thought she’d say no but she leaned out the window and did it like a pro, big hit, french inhale

amazing i fell in love

or don’t, just imagine she was soo cute

she had dark skin and was really itty bitty and slim with really short black ringlets

and her big eyes were like, dark dark brown, almost black, just light enough to tell the difference between the pupil

she had purple lipstick on and had both of her nostrils pierced and was dressed in her uniform but had a grey hoodie on over it that had fur on the hood, which i didn’t think was allowed but i don’t car

anyway i love her