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reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics

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The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party

#this is funnier when you consider the fact that radioactive was originally written for the spiderman broadway show

men will literally nut 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came. yeah i came to the wrong house 

i posted this on twitter and some guy sent me his address

u ever catch yourself overthinking then you’re like bitch what the fuck who cares

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

nothing felt as good as paying off your mortgage in animal crossing. fuck

imagine how paying off your mortgage in real life is gonna feel

nowhere near as good. Blocked

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

Look at her fucking face she looks like she just got away with a fart

isnt that juanita from desperate housewives