Fixin' to Thrill

Seeing biblical teachings being reversed into conservative teachings is one of the funniest things holy shit. Like this makes it painfully clear that Jesus taught the exact opposite of all these things yet conservatives in the US wanna call themselves “men of god”.

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

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They are still growing

the first horse…….. was human

i dont think you should want to engage in sexual activities with leatherface or michael m. myers or fredderick krueger or whatever. i dont think thats normal.

twinks and bears

BLESS

I’m gonna reblog this forever and ever and ever and ever

This deserves another reblog~~<33

Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.

some top advice from a slut, here, 90% of the time when some boy looks sad and tells you you’re too ‘x’ to keep up with it’s a ploy to get you to cut bits off yourself so you can come down to his mediocre level; instead, agree with him and fuck his mate

I am a slut Wen on a dayte With Boye who would Manipulate I’m not sway’d by His saddened state- I say okay I fuck his mayte

The only good addition to this post

Wine forgery, like art forgery and art theft, shouldn’t be illegal, just like any other crime where the only consequence is obscenely rich people having slightly less money

While we’re on the topic of art forgery, what about a poor family that saves every dollar to make an art investment only to find out later that it’s worthless? That’s not someone “obscenely rich” losing out.

sorry johnny there’s no dinner tonight, we need to save all the money we can to get that Rothko at Sotheby’s next week

It’s so damn well written please read this

reading this article lowered my quality of life and worsened my mental health and you should absolutely still read it