DESMONSTER

CLUE 2: Ice Cube’s single Today Was A Good Day was released on:                Feb 23 1993

CLUE 3:       ”The Lakers beat the SuperSonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY 23 1993 where the Lakers beat the SuperSonics:       Nov 11 1988    114-103       Nov 30 1988    110-106       Apr    4 1989    115-97       Apr  23 1989    121-117       Jan  17 1990    100-90       Feb  28 1990    112-107       Mar  25 1990    116-94       Apr  17  1990    102-101       Jan  18  1991    105-96       Mar  24  1991    113-96       Apr  21  1991    103-100       Jan  20  1992    116-110

CLUE 4: Dates of those Lakers won over SuperSonics where it was a clear day with no Smog:                 Nov 30 1988                 Apr   4  1989                 Jan 18  1991                 Jan 20  1992

CLUE 5:      “Got a beep from Kim, and          She can fuck all night” Beepers weren’t adopted by mobile phone companies until the 1990s. Dates left where mobile beepers were available to public:                  Jan 18 1991                  Jan 20 1992

CLUE 6: Ice Cube starred in the film “Boyz in the hood” that released late Summer of 1991, but was being filmed mid-late 1990 early 1991 and Ice Cube was busy on set filming the movie Jan 18 1991, too busy to be lounging around the streets with no plans. Ladies and Gentlemen..

The ONLY day where:

Yo MTV Raps was on air

It was a clear and smogless day

Beepers were commercially sold

Lakers beat the SuperSonics

and Ice Cube had no events to attend to was…

You see that overweight girl who’s clearly self-conscious about being in the gym? Well if you make eye contact with her, smile.

You see that old guy who obviously doesn’t know how to use that piece of gym equipment correctly, maybe instead of taking snapchats making fun of him, show him how to use it properly.

Yo to that gangly teenager that not so subtlety copies your workout, let him. He admires you, and that’s a pretty big compliment. 

You see that overweight guy who’s always on the cardio machines but constantly staring at the weights section wishing he had the confidence to tackle it. Smile at him, that might be all it takes.

You see those cardio moms that read their books and workout at the same time? Stop thinking you’re better because you’re more serious than them and maybe pull your head out of your ass and realise that this might be the only time they can afford to both those things.

You see that thin girl who you think doesn’t even need to go to a gym? She’s doing this for her health, to better herself. Don’t you dare judge her.

You see that guy struggling with those weights that are clearly too heavy. Don’t laugh when he fails, praise him for his ambition.

See that woman right in the middle of the weight section, surrounded by all those guys. Respect her, do you even realise how much balls that takes?  

AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND