it would go like this: john and paul would deem demselves more important than the others and gang up on them to eat them. george and ringo would sense this immediately and get away. then john and paul would start feeding pieces of themselves to each other in a codependent survival ritual, but at some point john would start arguing with paul because paul isn't giving as good pieces as john is giving him, so paul would be like "fine you can have an extra good piece", but he'd be like sooooo haughty about being the sacrificial lamb for john that it would only piss john off more, and then john would just keep pushing him like "fine i want your entire wanking arm", to call his bluff but paul would do it because he's stubborn, until eventually john will have eaten most of paul, which is the point where he'd start feeling guilty, but because he can't accept responsibility for his own actions he'll just keep trying to goad paul into eating loads of him to like even it up so he doesn't have to feel guilty, but paul is like like. dying at this point and he's like "i actually don't even want to." and john would get even more annoyed at him, and then they'd both starve for a while until one night john would wake up and find paul starving, delirous, limbless,chewing on his arm, but he'd be so relieved he wouldn't even be mad about it. and then they'd go back to their beginning deal where they feed each other pieces of themselves until they basically have no body left, and all they can do is pick at what's left of each other with their teeth, and they die with their jaws locked on each other's flesh, and the seagulls have to come finish off their rotting carcasses.

21 October 1969

"I should kill myself": self-serving, reactionary