[JESSE MOANING]

"I want violent sex with Saul Goodman AND I WANT HIM TO YELL AT ME ALL THE CIVIL LAW CODEs"

"gus fring is so hardcore, i'd totally let him fuck me hard and talk dirty to me in spanish (i wouldn't even understand a thing but it'd still be hot)"

"I want Jesse to fuck me into oblivion on the hood of the cap'n cook car"

"I want the nazis to run a train on me"

"I want jesse and walt to be my bad boys"

ur thirsty ass is gonna have to wait a little while but i do plan on picking up the pace and start doing them once a day again lmao

youre tryna tell me ya dont want to fuck walter white or jesse pinkman or any of the breaking bad cast members bc i have a hard time believing that

"i want to give saul goodman head like a judge ordered me to do it while hule watches"

"I want Walt to dip his bald head in oil and rub it all over my body."

"I want to have brutal sex with Jack Welker."

im trying to get them all posted eventually im taking my time tho bc i dont get that many so i try to space them out... uh but if ur the little nasty who sent "i want gomez to shit on my fucking chest" im not posting that one bc tbh im sorry if ur gross ass wants little gomie to do that but its rlly rlly nasty and this is coming from the p nasty person who started this blog so

fuck... sorry i fucked up. i just fucked up. im sorry. this is awful. fuck, fuck im removing it god holy shit im terrible im sorry fuck

"i want saul goodman to take me to the ocean and fuck me during the sunset"

"i want gale to suck my dick so bad like goddamn i want him looking up at me with those big eyes and that fucking smile"

"I WANT TO FUCK SAUL GOODMAN SO BAD I WANT HIM TO BEND ME OVER HIS DESK AND READ ME MY BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS"

"i want to use chicken grease from los pollos as lube"