Dirtling Girl

I love abortion. And vaccines. Autism too.

my shoulder angel & devil are too busy flirting to actually give me any advice and thats why my life is in shambles

I will be removing myself from situations

If something is happening, well, I certainly don't want anything to do with that

babygirl i’m deficient in vitamins scientists haven’t even discovered yet

its always "objects in the mirror are closer than they appear" until im fucking parallel parking and it looks like im all up on their ass and when i get out of the car theres enough space for me to start a small business like qdagwbsbeje AAAAAAA

*twirls my invisible string* who the FUCK is this connected to

the kitchen... the only place that is truly perfect for dancing

Is it not enough to be cute and have great tits? I have to be a functioning member of society too?

missing people is dumb i want a lobotomy

i hate seeing people when i’m buying groceries and such......i am in my most vulnerable state please look away

I feel like grocery store is my most powerful, primal state. AC in the store makes my nipples hard as fuck, everyone can see they're pierced. I walk around knowing that I'm the coolest/hottest person in this store and I feel no shame for only buying a bottle of off brand cognac and some cat food.

i love night walks. its such a shame im a woman

looking at my own playlists like how did u know i love that song…

physically i'm in july, but mentally i’m still processing february.

lists are snacks for your brain. i will not elaborate

honestly finding a coworker who matches your weird sinister energies and who would ride or die commit war crimes w you is a force more powerful than heterosexual love