D A L I S H

aria can now be found on my multi @lightlorn

i’m keeping you.

Fen’harel is real and he ate me out behind the gnawed noble.

I don’t see why Andrastians have such a stick up their ass about seeing their religious figureheads as people, who have desires and are worthy of desire from their followers. Didn’t Andraste’s entire crusade hinge upon the Maker wanting to possess her as a bride? Really, I’m amazed they’re all so scandalized by my pointing it out–”

look, i’m not about to blame any andrastian for what they make of their lady, or what they want her to do to them, or see done to her. she’s a beautiful woman, according to all the statues i’ve seen. even the heroic shartan fell for her feminine wiles. by all means, assume the position to show your devotion -- but don’t bullshit me that’s not what it looks like!

Did I hit a NERVE, Alistair?

just admit you all want to kneel at andraste’s feet because you want a taste of her--

at least MY prayers can’t be misconstrued as assuming the position, chantry-boy!

oh, sure when andrastians pray it’s wonderful and soothing and good affirmation, but when i pray to elgar’nan before battle it’s ‘barbaric’ and ‘a waste of time’ and ‘stop calling your shots, show-off--’

yes but why would you want qunari to put on a shirt?