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/* my short ass: 5′6″ is tall right? that’s tall?? right??

cold hard facts of reality: n o y o u a r e h o r r i b l y w r o n g

*/

#ooc text #i'm like 5'5 but that's really short in my family #i'm the second shortest person in my family #the shortest is my aunt at like 5'3 #i mean to be fair i was technically adopted but like. still.#i'm Short™

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/* mun: forgets muse’s typing style because i’m just that damn tired

manages to make a coherently incoherent shitpost anyway.

whoops? */

#ooc text #it's midterms and i'm tired #got two more days of hell before winter break #and then all i'll have on my plate is work and the increasing pressure of holiday shopping and the day of the jolly red man slinks closer

WHO is that BOY

how does eh RAP SO GOOD

i DON’T. KNOW.

How that PALE BOY RAPS SO GOOD.

#ic text #shitpost #I suddenly got pale kid raps fast stuck in my head #Even tho I haven't listened to it in like.#Eternity™

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Sometimes cats can’t be explained.

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He’s lying on his prey to capture it while it’s dazed (cats do this while playing with mice!). His lashing tail shows he is still very excited. Then, when he moves, it also moves a bit and his sensitive belly hairs detect this. Prey is awake! Play again!

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And sometimes, cats can be explained

#A baby!!! A friend!!!#I love him!!!!!!

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#A tru musical icon #I could go 4 some pizza right now tbh #Can Spongebob deliver to fuckall nowhere?

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Gotta love yourself

#Same tbh #Need me sum self love potion

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so i was admiring my new christmas sweater when i suddenly remembered that text post about santa’s reindeer all being gals and

i’d like to thank my mom for inadvertently buying me a lesbian reindeer sweater

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don we now our gay apparel

chaylattes

so i was admiring my new christmas sweater when i suddenly remembered that text post about santa’s reindeer all being gals and

i’d like to thank my mom for inadvertently buying me a lesbian reindeer sweater

chaylattes

don we now our gay apparel

Merry Shitscram Evry1.

Its not Shitscram yet but it will be in TEN WHOLE ASS DAYS

So b prepaired 4 the Scramble of Shits.

Its comin.

And itll get you.

#ic text #shitpost #((everything they write is a shtipost why do i continue to tag it

/* going to that white elephant was a mistake. all i got out of it was yet another throw blanket (though i do like blankets don’t get me wrong), even more exhaustion, and sensory overload that nearly made me snap at some people. what fun.

also my family and i are leavin either tomorrow or saturday for a wedding this weekend and i probs won’t be back till sunday so if y’all don’t see me tmrw that’s where i’ve gone! */

#ooc text #god i'm soooo tired

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dirklanoodle:

@bromosapiens

Yooo! Howdy pardner, Im Dirk.

Doirk Lalonde.

Nice 2 meet u.

You seem lik a Cool Dude™

oh hey

man i havent heard the words ‘howdy’ and ‘partner’ used in the same sentence online in a good while

i try to pretend it doesnt happen when i walk around town

well yo dirk nice to meet you too youve got an interesting name

youre like a hybrid of both of my siblings if they were cars

not sure whos the electric and whos the gas though

well thanks yknow i like to think so myself although i asked hex the other day if he thought i was cool and he just started laughing so i ignored him for a solid two hours

hows the day on your side homie

dirklanoodle

I try to keep it classic yknow ;)

Also thanks! I lke my name too.

But oooh you have siblings? Whats tht like? Are they cool? Or annoying like all those Teen Movies out there

Idk who Hex is but wow what a grade A ASSHOE

Its goin ok, mostly just boring. Readin shitty fanfics to pass the time. Hbu?

#ic reblog #bromosapiens #((it's cool i don't mind a lot of typing!!#((also this is gonna be my last post b4 bed so night!!#((won't be on till after school tmrw because tumblr is blocked on the school chromebooks >:(#((fuck senior year i shoulda taken early grad when i had the chance #(('early grad' even tho i'm gonna be graduating a year late this year anyway #((anyway ttyl!!

Um,,,,

I.

I can explain.

#ic text #Its not what it looks like #Im jus bored

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#Wise words from a wise man

/* me: i need to shower and get ready for bed.

me: continues to use tumblr

boy i sure did miss running roleplay blogs!

*/

#ooc text #why did i ever go on hiatus #oh yeah #school #fuck school #also i'm like. logged into two separate roleplay blogs right now it's great #i missed thsi

/* fuck i meant to take a shower 20 minutes ago */

#ooc text #damn tumblr for sucking me into the world of RP again #i usually go to bed at like 9:30 #so i would be going to bed in 10 minuets #but i stayed up till 1o last night #so i can stay up till 10 tonight too #nobody really cares as long as i get up for school anyway #ugh fuck school #midterms are next week and i am Not Read #y #college application deadlines are soon and i am also Not Ready #i need to take the ACT and SAT and i am also Really Not Ready #i'm not ready for a lot of things #this turned into a ramble real quick sorry

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@bromosapiens

Yooo! Howdy pardner, Im Dirk.

Doirk Lalonde.

Nice 2 meet u.

You seem lik a Cool Dude™

#ic text #bromosapiens #((don't feel pressured to respond to this i just like making intro posts when i'm bored

WE WERE MAENT TO LIVE FOR SO MUCH MORE

HAVE WE LOST OURSELVES

SOMEWHERE WE LIVE INSID

SOMEWHERW WE ILIVE INSIDE

#ic text #shitpost #I love this song!!!

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