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am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[ID: a little dog eating raspberries from a bush. /End ID.]

Writing a script half asleep and writing in the action lines “I love you” so my characters know I love them

Woke up from a nap and tried to text my character that I loved them before realizing they do not have a phone number on account of not being real

The urge persists but I’m noticing it’s only when I take ADHD stimulants so….. that explains it

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

holy shitttttt the overwhelming beauty of planet earth holy shit holy shit. how am I supposed to handle it all

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

also note this is a PARASITIC infection. most diarrhea-causing pathogens you expect to contaminate your greens are bacteria (e.g. e. coli and salmonella), which are a different domain of organism altogether. cyclospora is a protozoan, which is bigger and more complicated than a bacteria (for reference, malaria is also caused by a protozoan). bacterial diarrhea can be dangerous, but you might also expect to weather it and survive unscathed. do NOT fuck with PARASITIC contamination. you should be scared of this one!

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space