BUT FIRST;

“You and I both know those aren’t the same thing…”

“ Its called a body CLEANSE Jay-bae. 

“Yeah now I am.. At least I didn’t do the tide pod challenge..”

“ Gurl,,,,,, I did Tide pod SHOTS 

“Ugh, no… Didn’t have a chance.. I ended up going into a coma.. 

What’s even in those bath bombs???”

“ Holy shit babe ! I had no idea !  

          And those are all natural and safe for the environment bombs !           Nothing Fishy about them ! “

“Oh my God… But we left together??? 

And how the hell did you live on TOP of the bathroom??”

“ Maybe that bath bomb you licked made you hallucinate us leaving together, 

            LMAO oh well, who cares at least we’re back together amirite ?? ? 

                     ❝ all TEMPTING choices, but i think i’m feeling vodka the most right now. ❞

               ❝ Oh ? Shots or mixed drinks? 

                     ❝ oh? consider my attention GRABBED. what kind of booze? ❞

❝ Pick your POISON, baby;