hard launching myself into the sun

so terribly endeared by dan being so married to the male podcast bit at this point that he doesn’t even realize it makes zero sense to this poor interviewer. he has no fucking idea why you’re saying that daniel

it's like the interviewer prepared a bunch of questions and dnp prepared a bunch of answers but the answers and the questions belong to 2 completely different conversations

I knew this interview was gonna be peak when the interviewer opened with such confidence, it cut to the first set of clips, then it cut back to him and his face went through three different expressions before he could say the next sentence

Ah, to be Dan Howell and spend your entire adult life in self-imposed closets because of severe trauma and internalized homophobia, all while having your relationship under a microscope so intensely and persistently that thousands of strangers write stories about it, people try to doxx and stalk you and your partner and your families, and then, finally, after so much growth, you are the one to bring up marriage unprompted on international TV, only for the interviewer to go "okay, but how much MONEY do you make?!"

Public Relationship Phil is a whole menace. you can just tell he's been saving up the boyfriendisms since 2009.

glabella! where the hell have you been, loca?