Dio the Devil Dog

Its okay, sure he was a kid and one of the youngest on the crew but he wasn't a child. Much less a child raised without the skills to fend for himself. He was smart. He laid low, gathered what of the old crew he could, rebuilt, brought Dio's dumb assback to life, and eventually. Here they were now. But the idea of what he did for 2 years on his own...

It stung in places and feelings the chimera didn't know she had. She wanted to be there for them but, Dio left, she had no idea where to find them. It wasn't her fault. It especially want her fault that they left to begin with.

"... t'anks." She muttered out grabbing the communication disk. She didn't want to get caught with this on her for multiple reasons but as it stood now, this was the best option for everyone. And she could start talking to the crew again. or at least who was left of the crew. Yeesh? They took Talin down too? "Ah'll play wit' it later and poot meh own name and shit inte t'is..." Back to the issue at hand. Lumia. The ever illusive name belonging to an ever illusive bitch.

"So when Talin took king down he joost painted a target on his and tae sunpirates backs..." She knew of king. She even wanted to say that she met him one time but... who could tell with how their life went. "So shes a crazy person wit' tae mooch power, t'inks t'ey're on a religious quest tae.. vanquish evil and bring evert'ing inte t'eir goddess' loight? Boot-- she t'inks she killed ye lot. Roight? She doesn't know yer still aloive... roight? She also doesn't know yer aloive and on meh planet roight now... roight?"

" I guess so... guess it dun matter as ta why does it? won't change what happened. Won't change anything ... can't change the past gotta keep fightin' that's all i know ... gotta kill that bitch--- an make her pay fer what she dun did to us... "

" Hah! nah that bitch thought i sunk to the bottom of the blue! she didn't even bother comin' ta look fer me! she probably figured nobody could survive a dip in there! heh honestly she right! but i ain't just anyone! "

" Least till last night anyway! them dumb asses thought they had a red sun nobody trapped in a bar! they bit off more den they could chew! showed them boys real fear! let'em know i was back and thirsty for some revenge... and booze! hehehe she's probably pissin' her pants right now! "

He was staring at Scarlet like he didn’t know what the fuck he just said or was speaking another language. But it was true, he didn’t know what that meant. Why was he staring at him so damn serious for?

“ Uhh… The fuck’s a Homie-sexual… that like some weird way to fuck? cause i’m fine with tryin’ new things… but i might need ya to splain’ it ta me ya know…”

When your friend is an idiot, congrats Scarlet—he’s a winner!

" Good thing to --- i'd have bitch slapped the stupid right outta ya if ya were... "

" and we've been friends fer how long scar? you know i dun get all dem fancy ass words. But nice ta see yer fine ass again come 'ere! "

He pulled himself out of the side of the rockface and shook the stones off of himself. Wasn’t like he was hurt just annoyed that someone chucked a tree at him! He squinted at Scarlet for what felt like ages!

“ I did catch it—with my face…”

He said in a most matter of fact way he could

“ Tch ain’t no thing baby cakes! not like a little ol’ tree can stop the Dio, an i’m sure you’ll make it up ta me… ”

He gave Scarlet’s ass a swat as if to make some point!

“ Hows ya been Scar… been awhile ain’t it ”

Scarlet took the swat on his ass with a smirk, his instinct to expect it from Dio still in tact after all this time. It did sting, but only a little. “Yeah, it has been a while. In fact, it’s been so long, so many things have changed. I’ve changed” He replied taking a serious tone. 

“I’m sorry, Dio. I won’t be able to make it up to you our usual way now. I’m a straight conservative born again christian and I’m married. I’ve completely repented of my demonic homosexual ways”

" Uhh... The fuck's a Homie-sexual... that like some weird way to fuck? cause i'm fine with tryin' new things... but i might need ya to splain' it ta me ya know..."

Watch out Dio! There’s a huge fucking pine tree flying at you like a missile trunk first! It’s picked up so much velocity that the god damn thing caught flame like a meteorite!

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Oh look its a fucking tree? Dio had a whole 2 seconds to register the offender before it slammed into him and smashed him into the side of a cliff! splintering the trunk but leaving a dio shape indentation in the rockside!

“ WHO—THE FUCK DARES! ”

He was more annoyed then anything else!

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" I did catch it---with my face..."

He said in a most matter of fact way he could

" Tch ain't no thing baby cakes! not like a little ol' tree can stop the Dio, an i'm sure you'll make it up ta me... "

He gave Scarlet's ass a swat as if to make some point!