let me in ur friend group ill be that weird kid who occasionally says funny stuff and who nobody actually likes

that’s what happens when you sing katy perry’s songs

i’ll trade you a bunch of green portraits of george washington for a car 

idk how you guys can send anon hate, like i can’t even send a nice anon without being scared that i didn’t hit anon and now they know

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

Or you could just be really nice and friendly, works too. 

IF YOU WANT TO SIT HERE AND TELL ME THERE IS NOT A PROBLEM WITH MISOGYNY AND SEXISM THEN YOU’RE A FUCKING DENSE IDIOT HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.

do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”

i’m still crying

do the harlem stop

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

This is still the best news item.

fuck u and ur better version of my failed text post