“ is that what you’re wearing? ”
“ gotta work with what you got, babe. ”
“ this place is such a cliche. ”
“ you totally left me on read this morning. ”
“ detention on the first day of school? ”
“ i’m flattered, i didn’t know you were a fan. ”
“ why do you care what happens to them? ”
“ there’s so many privileged assholes in this school who just think they can get away with anything because, what, rules don’t apply to them? ”
“ i don’t think he’s breathing. ”
“ it was so scary, it looked like he was dead. ”
“ you don’t look good. i mean, you look like you just saw… what you just saw. ”
“ you can stop worrying. ”
“ thank god stds aren’t airborne. ”
“ i’d like to hear your version. ”
“ everybody has secrets, right? ”
“ we’re not supposed to have guys in the house. ”
“ sneaking out is a specialty of mine. ”
“ do you think i’ve got a shot with her? ”
“ did i scare you? ”
“ it’s always the husband, right? ”
“ that’s the kind of person you can get away with killing - someone everybody wants dead. ”
“ if i’ve learned anything from horror movies, and i have, it’s that usually the call is coming from inside the house. ”
“ this is a true crime podcast waiting to happen. ”
“ you’re clearly not some secret mastermind killer. ”
“ you are not a good liar. ”
“ this woman at work called me flamboyant. ”
“ flamboyant really feels like a microaggression. ”
“ you had an actual murder weapon in your locker. ”
“ you may even be a good guy, deep inside. ”
“ fancy seeing you here. ”
“ i guess we’re both full of surprises huh? ”
“ how did you even know about this place? ”
“ don’t you just hate a cliffhanger? ”
“ your reputation precedes you. ”
“ why are you always pointing the finger at other people? ”
“ i don’t know what to think. ”
“ can you blame me for feeling like sometimes i don’t know you? ”
“ we should stop meeting like this. ”
“ relax. i do have a moral code. ”
“ you actually don’t realize what a bitch you are, do you? ”
“ i’m exhausted just by looking at you. ”
“ you think you’re some vigilante hero? ”
“ you are a sad, pathetic bully. ”
“ i even came in ‘straight’ cosplay for you. i’m wearing plaid. ”
“ you’re great at being different people, and i don’t know what to do with that. ”
“ i hate all my clothes. ”
“ being caught up in a murder investigation is bound to be distracting.. ”
“ didn’t realize you made jokes. ”
“ i just don’t want to get hurt. ”
“ there is usually more to a story than meets the eye. ”
“ i know what it’s like for people to assume the worst about you. ”
“ i think when you tell the same lie for long enough, it stops feeling like a lie. ”
“ i watch a lot of tv. ”
“ that’s how you treat the police if you want them on your side. ”
“ am i getting warm? ”
“ i solemnly swear not to murder you today or any day in the future. ”
“ i just have to get this perfect, or it’s gonna drive me nuts. ”
“ i didn’t mean to ambush you. ”
“ i liked that version better. ”
“ i didn’t give them your name. ”
“ you’re not like those other kids. ”
“ running makes me look guilty. ”
“ you look thirty percent less like an asshole. ”
“ i’m not on instagram. fuck zuckerberg’s evil empire. ”
“ i could totally be a killer, and i’d be the most dangerous one because no one would see it coming. ”
“ there is someone else out there. ”
“ maybe you should worry about yourself. ”
“ you are smarter than people think. ”
“ the last few weeks have been a total nightmare. ”
“ okay, fine, no more jokes about you potentially going to prison. ”
“ if you hadn’t finally shown up, i’d be taking selfies with jesus right now. ”
“ i draw the line at an asshole with abs. ”
“ i can’t ‘cause i have to gouge my eyes out that night. ”
“ sometimes people aren’t what you expect. ”
“ sometimes people are exactly what you expect. ”
“ it’s even bigger than i thought it’d be. ”
“ the killer is someone you know. ”
“ i’ve clearly established myself as chaotic neutral. ”
“ you really shouldn’t be up here alone. ”
“ i remember every second. ”
“ you want to split up? don’t you watch horror movies? ”
“ what’s one more felony between friends, right? ”
“ oh shit, you’re still alive? ”
“ rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated. ”
“ ghosts have better things to do. ”
“ were you following me last night? ”
“ there’s something definitely wrong with me. ”
“ i wouldn’t wanna make you look bad. ”
“ i could go to the cops, but i wanted to give you a chance to explain. ”
“ i was so scared of losing you. ”
“ can’t we just wake up from this nightmare and go back to normal? ”
“ even total bitches have feelings. ”
“ maybe i didn’t mind the spotlight being on someone else for once. ”
“ don’t freak out but i think you’ve been recognized. ”
“ i just can’t wait to leave. never come back. ”
“ does that mean you’re done with all that scooby-doo stuff then? ”
“ i’m not trying to tell you not to be you. ”
“ i’m sure there’s an explanation. ”
“ that would make me look very suspicious. ”
“ if it was a movie i’d watch the shit out of it but this is not a movie. ”
“ i’m starting to get a little offended. ”
“ you cross me, i’m gonna teach you a lesson. ”
“ you’re sick. ”
“ i can take care of myself. ”
“ you’re being so dramatic. ”
“ need some ice for that hand? ”
“ i was always so afraid of upsetting you. ”
“ that last strawberry daiquiri will always be one of the biggest regrets of my life. ”
“ do as i tell you. ”
“ everyone will know what you did. ”
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