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Have you or a loved one experienced Instant Frogification after visiting frogofthemonth.com? Good. Your welcome.

tomorrow im developing my theory of tuesday

it's already tuesday

just as i theorized.

do you fuck with my unwritten story

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

sorry if i weirded you out with my messages earlier (remembers im trying to be more self confident) but actually it was normal of me to do so (becomes nervous im acting superior) because i am a human like everybody else and not better than anyone (remembers i am better than some people) except for really bad people (notices the ideological can of worms opened by previous clause) but anyone can work towards self improvement (remembers im trying to be more self confident) like meeee :)

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

I just want yall to know I had a dream last night that a frog sized frog climbed into a human sized car and drove away and I spent the rest of the dream pondering how he did that.