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I’ll be honest kitten, business is booming at the pissing daddy off factory 🚬

*Valley Girl voice*: I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it’s basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and? When it’s gone? I’m gonna like turn the inner eye to see its path! Where the fear has gone there will be literally nothing. Only I will remain.

Read this in Brennan Lee Mulligan’s voice

on a scale of bogariel frogariel to wisconsin p toad, how well received by the party was your amphibian familiar?

people peg me as a wizard which is most unfortunate. i respect the arcane arts but I am far too martial a person to be a weedy little rat who shrieks LIGHTNINGBOLT and cries when they're out of spell juice. i'm a battlemage. i do not need to snipe my enemies from afar with lame-o spells. i can bring the pain to them directly myself

The utterly insane cackle I just cackled

Not having gintama as the blueprint of this trope is insane