hi for the love of god hello

"tumblr user dingdangit only likes unconfirmed gay ships" FALSE. a careful survey of the trends of my 20+ years of fan culture reveals a much more embarrassing niche: unconfirmed coworker ships.

This was cut because even after discussion with with the team AND Baaulp himself I could not figure out why standing in a cross formation and rotating made them the Beatles. I did research to see if there was some famous Beatles album cover or photograph or performance where this connection was evoked and I failed to find anything. The only line of logic I could follow on it was they were the beatles because there are four of them and sometimes on stage they were arranged in a way that vaguely resembled a circle or a square as typically bands do that

once again i feel like people write grace a certain way that is extremely reminiscent of newt geiszler in more ways than one and makes me think that people are really just a month or so away from reinventing newt geiszler. he already exists you dont have to remake him

newt and grace are similar in a lot of ways but very different in many other ways and theres a weird sort of fandom overlap that is forcibly pushing the venn diagram together but half the people here dont even know newt. sometimes i'll read something and go "did you read designations congruent with things and/or did your favorite fic author read designations congruent with things" because i feel like there's a nonzero chance it's true

im not even sure i can overstate the importance of designations congruent with things. i'll see phrases lifted from fics that lifted from dcwt and marvel at how interconnected fan culture is. everyone watch pacific rim and read dcwt. not even kidding

Found my husband’s baby book. OBSESSED with an image of him, newborn baby, on what looks like a large white comforter, alone, with the caption New Guy In Town. Obsessed I tell you.

[id: a tweet by afraidofwasps that reads, "(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs" end id]

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

happy pride month everybody

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

matrix trans allegory should have been more evident when these bitches walked out called neo, morpheus, trinity, mouse, cypher, switch, etc... like i dont know them cunts on this website personally.