Green Arrow: (is very drunk; and Ollie) Why do you have so many birds? It's weird, man, all of those orphans you keep finding. And why are they BIRDS? Why aren't they Bats? All your things are Bats and your sidekicks are Birds??? You, my not-friend, have no idea how to keep brand integrity!
Batman: (is done; and an asshole) Because they are bisexual, Ollie. They are bi-rds.
Batman: I can't believe that you're homophobic, after all the leftist speeches.
Black Canary: (is tipsy; and loves bullying her boyfriend) I'm very disappointed in you, Ollie. I can't believe it, Emiko will cry when she finds out.
Green Arrow: NO! I don't wanna make my sister cry I love her!
Batman: You shouldn't be homophobic, then.
Green Arrow: (crying in drunk) I- I'm-- I'm not! I love my bi son and my queer sister! You are homophobic!
Batman: (Drama Queen TM) I'm bisexual too, how dare you.
Green Arrow: (still sobbing) This is A TRAP!
Green Arrow: Wait! Have our sons dated? Have they fucked?
Batman: (pales) God, I hope not.
Black Canary: Nightwing or Red Ho-- Oh, whatever. The answer is yes.
Green Arrow: No. I don't like it. Stop it!
Batman: (shaking) You raised a whore, Queen.
Green Arrow: A bigger whore than Nightwing McBooty?? In your fucked up dreams!
Batman and Green Arrow: (throw hands)
Black Canary: (stares into the distance; giggles) I'm a bi-rd too.
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