be kind

*sees a dog* god i hope he thinks im cool

Anybody else love making coffee and doing fuck all

*buys another book* hahaha oops! *buys another book* oh woops! *buys another book* oops! hahaha *buys another b

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

every weekday i feel like i want to scream and run away and tear off my skin and jump off a bridge and then the weekend comes around and im like ok maybe life is not that bad. and then its monday again and i want to scream and run away and tear off my skin and jump off a bridge

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

eye contact with someone you find attractive is so ungodly like you have no idea what you've done to me you bastard

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time