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I hope there’s a god if only so that there’s a witness so the absolute comedy and vibes I bring to the world when left to my own devices. I don’t want to be around people but I want an audience

#Said vibes are me running over curbs while listening to animaniacs songs

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Tumblr showing me an ad for MAGA hats while I’m scrolling through the “let that vampire fuck that old man” ship tag shows a fundamental misunderstanding of demographics

#armanddaniel

Can't wait for when we get to see The Mighty Nein collectively manic pixie dream girl Essek

#the might Nein #essek thelyss

#hell or high rollers #ellie morris #legends of avantris #derek hudson #Posts for a specific demographic #Icebound #Against all gods #Loa #Hohr

Modern day Les Mis would be like “Shane Hollander fasting, Ilya Rozanov drunk”. RIP Victor Hugo, you would have loved comparing Enjolras and Grantaire to even more explicitly queer characters.

#At the time Les mis was written there was an opera that depicted Orestes and pylades as rather gay #Not to mention the Achilles and Patroclus comparisons #les amis #Les miserables #Enjoltaire #Heated rivalry #Enjolras #Grantaire

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I know how to pronounce both requiem and dream and yet in my head I always say it “requeem for a dweam” in a voice that sounds a lot like the bishop from the princess bride

#the princess bride #requiem for a dream

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#dan and phil #I really need to repaint my nails

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Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school

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Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.

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Ima need this eventually

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same fam.

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reblogging so i have it for when i leave school in a year yessir

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Wow, God bless for this post

My prediction for The Old Guard 3 is that in the end only one of the others has their immortality and they use Nile to pass it back and forth like a hot potato whenever someone gets mortally wounded

#The old guard #The old guard 2 #the old guard 2 spoilers #nile freeman

#Why did none of you warn me #thunderbolts #thunderbolts spoilers #yelena belova #alexei shostakov

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#Based on a true story #morse code

I can hear the Wii music playing in his head in this moment

#He is baby #Vogel #dirk gently

because I’m sure everyone is dying to know: here are some rolling stats from season one of hohr. (I didn’t include Dave because he doesn’t always say his rolls)

Summary:

Ghoul was very lucky with 12 nat 20s for only 5 nat 1s

Eric was perfectly average with 8 and 8

Henley did things in extremes with the most 1s and 20s but more 1s than 20s. 24 and 14 respectively

Gluebrick rolled awefully, bless him. The fewest nat 20s at 5 but still 18 nat 1s.

#Hohr #hell or high rollers #henley whispers #gluebrick bumbledung #ghoul ghoul #eric sanguinius #gonna show this post at my autism test #posts for no one

Tim and Jason on a stealth mission

*Tim pushes button for elevator*

Jason: You can’t take the elevator on a stealth mission!

Tim: I’d rather walk off this elevator into a crowd of henchmen and get murdered than go up that many flights of stairs.

Jason: you don’t even know where it goes!

Tim: probably this spot but several floors up.

Jason: 🤨😠

*they immediately give away their positions because Jason tries to kill Tim (again)

#batfam #batfamily #jason todd #tim drake #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfam quotes

funniest moments from making my friend watch Les Mis for the first time

*Ten minutes in* “is the whole movie this sad”

“… it’s called The Miserable Ones”

“…at least tell me the little kid lives”

“Ummmmm… 👀”

“she’s going to get pneumonia standing in the rain like that”

“Well I think a little fall of rain can hardly hurt her now”

“now that Javert is no longer hunting Jean Valjean, he can join the revolution!”

“yeah, he just needs to get a drink of water first”

#Les miserables

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Chris not being able to remember his own PC’s name until like 10 episodes in but remembering all the lore about the unhinged side character he plays will always be funny to me

#I swear something breaks in his brain when he plays Sweetface #hell or high rollers #“I made you a mountain remember?” My brother in Christ how do you remember that

Robin: i don’t know. It’s like a have a crush on him but not really. Like I want us to be an old married couple but skip all the other relationship stuff. I just want to spend time with him but I don’t want to kiss or anything.

Nancy: I think you’ve just never been friends with a guy before and you’re struggling to rationalize it

#I haven’t even watched all of stranger things #I just know I did a robin when I said this to my friend who was not impressed #stranger things #robin buckley #nancy wheeler

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