godzilla hog squeezer

shout out to women this pride month

*starts beatboxing*

Anytime anyone insists porn addiction is real I just call them Mormon. They get really pissy but it's true.

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

y'know I dislike a lot about the current era but I gotta say I'm a big fan of some of the perks. like, we got estrogen n shit. that's pretty neat. and drugs.

give it up for estrogen and drugs 👍

ive been thinking about how some trans spaces and media lack representation of bottom surgery and itd be nice if we could talk about and depict it more. but my attempts to formulate this into a coherent thought lead me to standing in front of the microwave idly thinking "we should normalize men with penises" as if thats a brave new frontier nobody has ever considered.

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.