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ingredience

this allows me to draw two vegetables from my deck and add them to my salad

I’m the cowboy you see in the corner of your eye when its dark and you’re scared

Cow… Boy??

*the room goes pitch black and you see the brim of a hat out of the corner of your eye*

the cowboy starts to glow you look at the clock fuck, it’s that time again…

The picture hasn’t even loaded yet, but if this ISN’T a picture of McCree, I’m going to shit myself

the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective

hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA

are you a pink lemonade gay or a vanilla coke gay? sword gay or axe gay? cats and dogs gay or snakes and lizards gay? string lights gay or neon lights gay?

Here’s an article for context.

I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but the title is MISLEADING AS HELL. He woke up a hive shooting a BB gun at a junk car. Instead of running, calling for help, or anything ACTUALLY HELPFUL after being swarmed by bees, he stood there and screamed like Vegeta. I’m no apiologist, or any scientist for that matter, but I imagine keeping your mouth open while being swarmed by insects is not a good idea. If you accidentally swallow one you could potentially choke, they could sting the inside of your mouth, etc. So no, this child did NOT survive a swarm of bees thanks to Dragon Ball. He suffered a lot more than potentially necessary thanks to Dragon Ball.

vegeta taught him a secret technique that obliterated all the bees in the air and you are just upset that if it was you in this situation vegeta would not protect you

This guy makes some real Twilight Zone shit I swear.

first person perspective of being dragged by your legs down the hall by two xenomorphs as you wake up from your drug haze