head pervert in charge

napkin // 25 // they // occasionally (text) nsfw // always rpf + frequently problematic

caps + habs are my main teams. fave players are leno, dylan strome, arber xhekaj, lane hutson, and trevor zegras among others.

i also lazily follow the mariners thanks to bryan woo, cole young, and colt emerson.

other fandoms include asoiaf, tlt, mdzs. i also love scary movies and weird books.

i mainly tag fandoms/sports and ships. gory movie gifsets are stored under ‘horror’ for filtering purposes. i do not consistently tag my dead dove content. if taboo topics make you uncomfortable, don't follow me

find me on ao3 here!

https://www.tumblr.com/slurp16/823590642447958016/does-anyone-know-what-to-do-or-say

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