Call Me Captain Morgan

the rest of the planetary system is like fuck you

me 

Of course I can keep a humming bird as a pet

#impeachtrump

#antifuckingthat

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

me: *is home alone* great! now i can scream into the void in peace

PUPPIESSSSS!!!!

When I don’t get what u mean

this video is my aesthetic 

Repeat after me: - Veganism is not affordable - Veganism is not cruelty free - Veganism is not the best choice for everyone

Repeat after me -I’m an idiot and wrong. -Veganism can be made affordable. -Veganism is fucking cruelty free. That’s what it’s all about. - Veganism is the best choice for everyone, if everyone did it. -I’m a fucking asshole for making this completely wrong text post and should shut the hell up now.

People are literally starving in South America because all the Quinoa crop is being exported mainly for white vegans who want to live “cruelty-free” but don’t care about brown people as much as they do about animals.

plus, 4 of the 8 most common food allergies (soy, wheat, peanuts, and tree nuts) are common vegan substitutes.

hello i am also here with The Science™ to back up the fact veganism is NOT even the most sustainable dietary option for humanity, like not even in the ballpark of close