Never venture East.

i hate when people say that women should dress more modestly in order to “leave something to the imagination”. leave what to the imagination? what do people think is under my clothes? a mass of algae? memes? shinji ikari?

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship

I WILL REBLOG THIS BEAUTIFUL GODDAMN PICTURE EVERY SINGLE TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASHBOARD

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees

how  many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc

it’s always the leaves oh my god

IT WAS THE MOUNTAINS AND FAST FOOD MENUS FOR ME

I LOOKED INTO A FIELD OF GRASS AND SAW THE WONDERS OF EACH AND EVERY BLADE

we’re here to fuck shit up.

ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why

I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley

I’m sorry but is that a box of cereal on the table? A great and powerful school of Witchcraft and Wizardry being run by one of the greatest Wizards known to the magic world and they’re serving their students boxed cereal.

maybe a muggle-born kid’s parents sent them in a care package

Actually if you zoom in on its its wizard-os or some shit like that why can’t Badass wizards have delicious cereal?

"Skrillex we’re having problems with paying our taxes/debts" "D-d-d-d-d-d-drop the rates" "Thanks, skrillex"

i’m so possessive over people but like a quiet possessive because i dont want to be clingy so i kinda just angrily stare at people from afar 

it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

There we go.