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And I also love him having either really big dogs or large cats because yes.

Now a big ass Maine coon, like this bitch could bury a small child in its fur he's so big right?

That same Maine coon is as OBESSED with Beef as Flambae is with Robert.

The day they meet, Robert thought this cat would eat Beef. Instead, Calsifer (yall can thank @droggibecher for that name) just grills and chirps and keeps Beef tucked under him the whole day they spend together. At the end of the day, Robert takes Beef to go home. Calsifer... is not happy.

He yowls and howls and catter walls .... ALLLLLLLLL night. And its so concerning lpud, Flambae's neighbors ask if his cat is fine. Flambae has to explain at four o'clock in the morning that his cat is 'just upset that his new friend is gone, that he should settle down hopefully soon'.

Again... he did not. It got so bad, Flambae just brought Calsifer to the SDN offices, and the speed with which this massive cat bolted through the building to immediately find his chunky dog friend.... Flambae didnt even step completely into the doors before Calsifer was out of his arms, to the stairs and hearing the loud 'thump thump thump' of those trotting paws on the hard floor.

Flambae ran after him amd found his big ass cat wrapped totally around a very confused but very content chunky Beef, who had moments ago been snoozing his morning nap.

"Well, we have no choice now" Flambae says one day as Calsifer aggressively grooms Beef on the office floor, extremely offended his chunky friend doesn't smell like him anymore. "You and Beef are just gonna have to move from your sad dinky barren depression cave you call an apartment annnnd move into our penthouse. It's the only way Bob bob." Chad says with a shrug and a pink to his cheeks. Robert deadpan at the man.

"Riiiiight, I'll pack me and Beef up, move into a new part of the city all to keep YOUR CAT from screaming your house down because he demands for my dog's company after what, one maybe TWO meetings?"

"Yes exactly. You get it! Look at them Robert its destiny at this point!" Flambae gestures to the pair. Calsifer has Beef tucked underneath him, head resting on top of the chihuahua head, and Beef looks like he's listening to his own elevator music.

Keep in mind, they're not dating at this point, just ALLLLOOOOOOT of flirting and very obvious hints. But nobody has made a move yet.

Months later, cuddled and huddled on the couch, is Robert against Flambae whose far too happily koalaed around him.

"I feel like you planned this..."

"Not me personally. Calsifer however he knows I needed a sweetheart and who better than the man who gets me hard while I listen to his sexy voice in my ear all day!!"

Robert covers his face, "oh my god, Chad...."

"What?! You already know everybody thinks you'd make a killing in audio porn!"

"Yea sure and you, my boyfriend, would just LOVE me recording for other men and women to get off to" robert counters, looking at Chad.

Chad sits a moment. ".... Ok when you put it like that"

Barbie shows that you can be pretty, feminine, kind AND still be strong, independent, and whatever you want to be.

Barbie shows that you can have a love story and still be the main character of your own story, not the love interest of someone else. That you can have a man by your side and still not be saved and overshadowed by him. She's never involved in love triangles because her worth is not determined by how many men want him, and in some movies she doesn't have a love interest at all because there's no need for one.

Barbie shows the importance and depth of female friendships, she's the definition of "girls' girl", even even technically mean girls are always redeemed and showed to be just as strong and valid (ex: Nori, Sunburst, Rayna & Rayla, Delancy).

♡ FEM reader

Weird, weird, weird pervert who’s got you pinned like in some strange wrestling move. Skirt lifted over your belly with your cunt tipped up to his face.

He’s got his tongue poking into the pillowy part of your panties. Spitting on the pink fabric, making it turn dark. Eyes big and steal-gazing to how it starts to cling to the outline of your cunt—making his cheeks rouge. 

He doesn’t peel it to the side, put traces your slit with his fingers, rubbing you through the wet layer, soaking it with more of his tongue until it’s drenched all over and all the way through, making your own self get sticky beneath it. 

Finding your hole, he pokes the lace inside it. Fucking it into you, breath shuddering while watching it disappear, getting swallowd and sucked inside. 

When he pulls it out again, he puts his mouth back on you—sucking the fabric dry of his spit and your taste. 

He keeps it up until you cum. 

The crotch of your panties stretched out and thin, looking like a frayed rope, barely covering anything anymore. 

That’s when he grips it and pulls it, elastic strings snapping until it rips apart at both your hips. 

He then bags them and runs off like a thief in the night.

♡ BNHA – Deku, Shigaraki, Amajiki ♡ JJK – Mahito, Gojo, Yuuta, Choso, Higuruma ♡ CSM – Yoshida ♡ BLLK – Nagi, Bachira ♡ WB – Sakura

Luxuries such as blankets

Extra bedding that's there for comfort, such as double pillows, soft ones or plushies

Warm baths/showers

Food that tastes good just because

Clothing in bright colors

Music

A door that locks from the inside

Clothing that favours comfort over functionality/protection

Pets

Floor time

Books

Pain medicine

Lazy days where you can just take it slow instead of being always at a strict and unforgiving schedule for maximum efficiency always

“Thank you, for the bed, it’s comfy- it’s like, a big-uh, it’s big, and um, warm, and so much better than the floor…” Whumpee gazed at them like they had hung the moon and the stars, voice earnest even as they stumbled a bit on the words.

“No worries,” Caretaker tries not to let their expression shift, “How are you feeling right now?”

“I feel…sleepy. Good sleepy, not bad sleepy,” whumpee wrinkles their nose, as if remembering something disgusting, “Can I go to sleep? I’ll be good, I promise.”

Bad sleepy?

Caretakers stomach turned, but they kept their placid smile. “Yeah, go ahead and get some rest honey, you’re always good.”

Whumpee shakes their head, chuckling slightly. “Only you say that. Everyone else says that I’m not.”

“Don’t listen to them-“ Caretaker stopped themselves from saying what they really thought, which included a lot of profanity, “They don’t know what they’re talking about.”

Whumpee nods earnestly, even as they scoot down deeper into bed. “I won’t, you’re my master now, it only matters what you say.” The matter of fact way they said it made it obvious that those words weren’t their own, but beaten into them.

Caretaker opened their mouth, trying to figure out where to start, but Whumpee continued.

“You’re so nice to me, the nicest. I hope you’re my master forever… I’ll be as good as possible, I promise…” Whumpee suddenly had a catch in their voice, “Do you- If I’m very, very good…would you keep me forever?”

The conditioning needed to be undone, yes, and it would be. But right now, whumpee was gazing up at them with the most hopeful, teary eyes, so high on painkillers that Caretaker doubted they’d remember anyway, and they caved.