oh hey

just finished good omens season 2 no one talk to me

“wearing all pink to the barbie movie” “wearing full suits to the minion movie” the children yearn for themed parties

“what do you listen to?” music. “what kind of music?” the kind that gets my dick hard what the fuck are these questions

it takes great effort to not mention love in every post i make online. and in every conversation offline

I don't particularly ship Luigi x Bowser, but I've seen so much fan art of it that my brain now registers it as a canon ship. I'll see it, and react the same way I would react to Mario x Peach art. Like, of course they're in love, they're Luigi and Bowser. That's just how it is.

Is it not enough to intensely daydream a fanfic in painful, emotional and visual detail constantly for over a week? Must I also convert it to doc/word format as well?

(goes to a Chinese restaurant in my hometown) (suddenly remembers I’m gay) oh god the fucking clown...

Some of y’all never made a blood pact with six (6) of your friends and vowed to come back to defeat the evil clown if it awakes again in 27 years and honestly, it shows

i love it when people can't finish telling a joke or a story because they are laughing so hard. they get the giggles and whatever they are saying is absolutely incomprehensible. nothing could be as funny as watching them struggle through it, nothing could be as infectious as their joy. truly a wonderful human moment