Dictionarious

Tropomyosin': v. lazy present progressive form of "to tropomyose", meaning "to make the subject excessively unclear (or blurry)", deriving from the Italian adjective "troppo" and the English adjective "myopic".

Dequirp: v. To remove quirps.

Quirp: n. Quirk + Quip. Witty remarks that are difficult to understand due to their obscurity.

Thip: n. 1) Condensed portmanteau of "Think" and "Trip". A stumble in ones thoughts.

Thip: v. 2) To stumble in ones thoughts.

Carbiter: n. One who is relied on to settle decisions about automobiles.

Dexifer: n. One who is highly skilled at breaking things.

Lacunae: n. 1) An empty space or a missing part; a gap.

"There were sizeable lacunae in his knowledge of hippo physics."

Lacunae: n. 2) A cavity, space, or depression, especially in a bone, containing cartilage or bone cells.

"Have you figured out why my leg hurts?" "It appears that one of the lacunae in your femur is literally filled with tootsie rolls." "Oh, yeah. That makes sense."

Lacunae: v. 3) A scottish phrase which translates to "lack you not." Faded from use for a few hundred years, but regained popularity after Gentleman PPT's hip hop song, Lacunae Me topped music charts.

Haversian systems: 1) n. In ancient times, the third joke ever invented went like this, as told by the friend of a man named Haver. "Hi, I'm Throk." "Hi, I'm Haver." "Haver?! I barely know 'er!" They laughed for six generations, and the cause of the laughter was forgotten. The last generation of laughing folk decided that a god must have given them this joy, and they started a religion, and became Haversians. Haversianism was a somewhat small religion, and eventually dwindled until all that were left were a few lonely Haversian computer programmers. They uploaded their consciousness into robots, and multiplied, becoming an entire fleet of Haversian systems.

"Hey, maybe we can tell a joke like "Haver?! I barely know 'er!" or something." "No, that would offend the Haversian systems."

Haversian systems: 2) n. Veins that run vertically in bone.

Jejunum: interjection. 1) Used to break the news to a person named Junum, as Junum is rather unlucky.

Person 1: "Jejunum, I don't know how to tell you this, but that steak you ate was your uncle Harry."

Junum: "I KNEW IT!"

Jejunum: n. 2) The middle section of the small intestine in most higher vertebrates, including mammals, reptiles, and birds.

Doctor 1: "Jejunum, I don't know how to tell you this, but that steak you ate is lodged pretty tight in your jejunum."

Qwuk: n. One who inspires a decreased faith in humanity.

Libnugget: n. A unit describing a single moment of improvisation.

Khabble: v. To attach without reason.

Maddertap: n. One who dances in inappropriate situations.

Odwick: n. One who has little concept of time, often resulting in missed deadlines due to the belief that things can be done in a shorter span than actually possible.

Integument: v. A French loanword, originally the masculine plural form of the french verb integumer, meaning "to be inside an eraser". This is a very common phrase amongst the people of Gomme-Grande in the south of France, and led to the usage of the phrase on a wider scale, even as an English word.

Mezzocolon: n. Sort of a jerk.

"Well, I ate all of the pie, but I left her a cupcake in its place." "Wow, you're such a mezzocolon."