like yeah okay

I like personality quizzes in theory but in practice I just get irritated by the semantic ambiguity of literally every question. "On a spectrum from scientific to artistic what are you" motherfucker I literally wax poetic about the laws of thermodynamics where the fuck does that land on your spectrum

“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”

I ALMOST SPIT MY ROOTBEER

“Think you’re all aesthetic, huh? A real instagram Wiseguy!  You want something to blog about? We’ll give ya something to blog about!”

the nature of tumblr is such that every few years it will independently invent goodfeathers

*right clicks you and looks through your files*

happy birthday ole worm

happy birthday ole worm

excel is right this is exactly how 2020 feels

I’m just going to assume this is how church works in the Cars universe

Do not ask for whom the pussy willow pops. It pops for thee

20 minutes into “Pokémon and chill”

buss it open

I have had enough of this site