this blog is shit

“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”

The Beatles did not have a fuck to give

I can’t even name 5 Beatles songs and I find this hilarious.

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

This post just ruined my life

god this was so uplifting to read

adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not

literally adventure time knows their shit

Holy fuck

this film was a masterpiece

I need to follow this blog

This??? Gave me multiple orgasms.

doing the lords work

I love how happy the puppy is as the kitten comes to visit

Delete this website and only leave this behind

This would be so much easier if you’d stop trying to kiss me and just let me HOP DOWN, Fred.

This is so cute

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

#oh no i got a single fleck of dirt on my 200 dollar white adidas quick someone get me bleach and a toothbrush

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

The perfect relationship 

omg how cute what are they???

#i dont have the heart to tell them the truth

oMFG

(◎♊◉✿)

They’re -large train drives by-

….. I’m upset.

What are they?

Oh child, they’re -parade passes by-

They look cool, I want one

Oh god they’re -airplane flies over-

Oh hey ********************************

JESUS CHRIST CAN’T YOU TELL THEY’RE–oh, oh wait a minute, hold on. Phone’s ringing. Yeah? What’s up? No, I was just about to tell these guys about the–yeah I know, but I was telling these people that the picture is of–ooh, for dinner? Hmm, maybe. Okay, see you then. …What was I saying?

Well, see, what they are is – *thunderous noises from construction project nearby*

it’s a fucking dildo. Jesus Christ this post makes me want to die