Breanna

I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

i want to fight myself

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

She got a point

*chews water*

I know what I said

i am a simple man, i see my cats paw, i squeeze it

i see my cats little nose, i kiss it

Cause we all really need to see the good that came from this shitty year.

They should stop following me

who

The porn bots reading this

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

SHUT UP.

13 years

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

I love this so fuvking much.

BISTCH

She DID #THAT

I love her. Is she yelling at her mom? That seems like a mom yell