"Dicks-With-wings" was taken..

ARIES: “mine’s a Patrick” [on his favorite shape]

TAURUS: “Patrick is the love of my life”

GEMINI: “we try to keep our relationship strictly sexual.”

CANCER: “patrick doesnt like the internet. but he likes me. ”

LEO: “me and Patrick are gonna go cry and hold hands.”

VIRGO: “I dreamt him”

LIBRA: “patrick is an ipod full of my favorite songs. “

SCORPIO: “it was the directions to patricks house, actually even more specific the directions to the zipper of his pants. hope this helps. ill meet ya there! “

SAGITTARIUS: “hes curled up in my lap and im petting his sideburns. i dont want to wake him up- shhh. haha. “

CAPRICORN: “what am i supposed to put in patricks tea, spider honey?"

AQUARIUS: “patrick doesnt do gross things. his body is made up of kittens, saturdays, 70 degree weather, first kisses and butterflies. trust me, i cut that bitch open once to check. “