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Frankly your interest in fellating one of my horns is disgusting. You know these are weapons, right? Would you go down on a sword? Would you suck the tip of a gun? Nevermind, I see that expression you're making. Truly this realm is hopeless if you are supposed to be the one to save it.

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

Hide & seek but I fuck you wherever I find you.

all of my writing is actually just thinly-veiled fantasy about being seen at your worst and still being loved

if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have

ugh we need more manipulative characters that aren’t evil. lie and cheat and steal for a good cause. control every narrative. use narcissism for justice. ruin all of your personal relationships for the good of the mission.

pussy so mean it bites and kills others

(flirting) you're beautiful btw. im going to piss you off on purpose

you playing your game but I’m in your lap, you’re inside of me, I’m wrapped around you and your arms are reached around me and you’re looking over my shoulder. IDK IDK