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Been fucking old men lately to see if the hype is real. It’s fine I guess.

It’s better than fucking young men but not as good as fucking women

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Been fucking old men lately to see if the hype is real. It’s fine I guess.

#they have houses and money and no roommates #and have more experience so they can find the clit and stuff #I like the divorced ones

im rewatching once upon a time for the first time since I was like, 15, and I don't know how I ever kept track of what was going on in this show.

#borderline avant garde nonlinear storytelling #it's brilliant

rumplesword

i love how the accents make no fucking sense in ouat. like they are all from the same enchanted forest yet gold is scottish, mila is english and their son, baelfire, is american at birth. hook and zelena are english, belle is australian, the huntsman is irish and literally everybody else is american.

everyone just picks the accent they spiritually align with and i live, honestly.

hooked-on-fandoms

It's so fuckin' funny 🤣

#such a weird show

Conspiracy theories are so funny cause the most normal person will randomly drop that they think the moon landing was faked

#true story #or that dinosaurs aren’t real #or evolution is a hoax

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johnnycrass

i dont even care if a bigfoot comes up to my tent or walks in front of my car at this point like i have my own problems

#me as a teenager when mischievous boys attempted a Bigfoot prank #on the girls at a summer camp #guy came at us in a Bigfoot suit at night when we were roasting marshmallows #everyone screamed and ran away- no I am not exaggerating #people were severely afraid #but I just stood there and brandished my marshmallow at him #and he ran away from me because he didn’t want marshmallow to get on his expensive Bigfoot costume

Threw a party last night, blacked out, woke up this morning and someone had apparently baked cupcakes and they had blue frosting. I don’t have frosting so they must have made it from scratch, and I also don’t have food coloring. How the fuck did they make the frosting blue.

#they were really tasty too

pisshandkerchief

I'm not on social media in any way that matters

dichotomae

Oh really? Explain this then

pisshandkerchief

they can't keep getting away with this

spicypolls

Considering the scenario below*, what would you do?

Do it at an Arby's.

Do it at the funeral of someone you know.

Do it at the veterinarian while they're with a patient.

Do it at the zoo, inside an animal enclosure (they get to watch too).

Do it at the senate of your country (or similar).

Do it at a retirement home.

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Voting ended onMay 25, 2025

*You're going to die in the next hour unless you have sex with a random person in public while everyone watches in one of the next locations.

#I don’t understand how senate isn’t winning?#that’s so obviously the coolest one

pisshandkerchief

I'm not on social media in any way that matters

dichotomae

Oh really? Explain this then

#jumpscared by tumblr mutuals on the Instagram explore page

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judasisgayriot

haha i luv my pookie #mypookie

#gay little lesbian

Fuck

#fuck

Heard a guy say “well, if we didn’t want people to move here, why’d we make the greatest country in the world?” Can’t figure out if based or cringe

#fellas did we figure out how to make patriotic conservatives cool with immigration #or

cbc-bb-deactivated20250802

reblog to give your mutuals a burned cd

#so a normal cd?#or are we setting them on fire

classycookiexo

THIS

#target doesn’t even have cashiers anymore #seriously #they have like 15 checkout lanes and ONE of them is open #two if it’s a busy day #basically everyone has to use self checkout if they don’t want to wait in line for 100 years

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patrickstumpsboyfiend17

Joe looks so cunty here I love it

#this post is about Andy Hurley

pisshandkerchief

can someone fucking shoot me point blank in the head so I don't have to do my job

dichotomae

There’s an easier way to get out of doing your job (quitting your job)

#I encourage everyone to quit their jobs #if u need it for the money don’t worry. I’ll send you $5

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