A 35 Y/O fuck-up

What about them? I'm assuming you're an Irken or some other alien race.

Typically they're prescribed to you to help your body, whether it be a mental illness or physical pain.

What about them? I'm assuming you're an Irken or some other alien race.

Ah, depending on what alcohol you're talking about it, similar to drugs, some are good, others are bad, depending on what they are and how people use them.

What about them? I'm assuming you're an Irken or some other alien race.

Hm? What do you mean? I just listed out a select few, there's much more that humans get addicted to.

What about them? I'm assuming you're an Irken or some other alien race.

A lot of things, alcohol, drugs, cigarettes, all that fun stuff.

What about them? I'm assuming you're an Irken or some other alien race.

We tend to cry when exposed to emotional or physical pain, we can get addicted to shit real easily, so tell the younger Dibs to stay away from that stuff.

((out of character since if I WAS it would be a snarky answer that doesn’t even answer your question )) he’s basically a alien hybrid thingy that half of the multiverse likes to bully but also soon to be conquerer of his universe 🤠

Lamo. It's funny every year watching the smartest guy on the planet prepare defenses for Santa

Lamo. It's funny every year watching the smartest guy on the planet prepare defenses for Santa

Why do you take interest?

I'm sorry, "better"?

He sat down on his bed, placing his coat on the bed post. He'd barely gotten a steady-paying job... At a run-down restaurant... But it was better than having no money at all. He laid down, pulling the cheap wool blanket over himself as he rolled over, wishing for the next day of his miserable life.

Two. I'm not looking to help myself, I'm perfectly fine drinking away my sorrows.

Well, drinking helps the pain of losing everyone and everything because of your actions go away for a bit, so no, but it's better than whatever spiritual bullshit people recommend these days.

So, is your dad dead and does your sister refuse to talk to you for almost ruining her life with your Zim addiction?

Hey, at least you can still talk to your sister, I'd kill for that.