𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔫'

HALEY: what if I get to say you're pretty when you're sitting down??

CAMI: Hmmm.

CAMI: That works.

SEBASTIAN: shopping online might help.

SEBASTIAN: sure, there's sales and whatnot, but it's not quite as in your face.

CAMI: Probably, but I find that to be a little less personal.

TOPPER: i am nothing if not honest, baby girl ;)

TOPPER: of course i did, i'm not a monster

CAMI: Does the whole 'baby girl' bit work with anyone?

PUCK: Yes.

PUCK: Do you want to stay and hang out tonight maybe?

SEBASTIAN: i don't really have much of an opinion on it, hate to break it to you. i understand why people get annoyed about it, but the stores are just trying to sell their products to the people who are smart and don't wait until the last minute, not necessarily telling you to skip halloween.

SEBASTIAN: that being said, yeah, september is pretty ridiculous.

CAMI: Oh, I understand that completely, it's just way too early when it's still technically summer. I'm no grinch, but that's too much for me.

TOPPER: they've always worked because i'm a slut. unless they're uggos, then no. I turn those away. I guess it'd be "topper? i barely know 'er!"

CAMI: At least you're honest, lol.

HALEY: boooooo, this is so disadvantageous for me :(((

CAMI: I'm sorry!

CAMI: But if you compliment me, then I'm gonna get flustered and fall.

HALEY: i've got sister's night on saturday but my sunday's all open for you

HALEY: REALLY?????

HALEY: ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET MY HOPES UP??

HALEY: because let me tell you, you with a board? holy shit

HALEY: that's going into my spank bank

HALEY: babe, you're cute, hella pretty and absolutely drop dead gorgeous okay???

CAMI: Sunday works!

CAMI: I PROMISE I WILL DO IT THIS TIME.

CAMI: I really wish people would stop looking at us like that.

CAMI: We should get pizza.

HALEY: Oof :(

HALEY: Well, I'll keep missing you until I see you again next time :)

HALEY: I'm pretty good! Unlike you, work's slowly slowing down for me so I've got more time to tweedle with my thumbs and miss pretty girls like you 😛

CAMI: Maybe we should do something this weekend? Are you free?

CAMI: Maybe I'll actually give in to learning how to surf, but I make no promises.

CAMI: Makes sense with the end of summer and all.

Nah, but after this is done we should go to olive garden or something.

Smart and beautiful. You are someone I can trust, someone with sense.

HALEY: I haven't seen you down at the beach lately! How's it going? 😊

CAMI: I've been busy with work! And trying to catch up on sleep since I work so late.

Despite some wrong feedback I’ve been getting recently from certain parties close to me who won’t be named because it would be really embarrassing for them to be outed as having such terrible hot takes - treating a baby goat as if it’s a real baby and calling him your son is perfectly normal. And if you take issue with it, I’m gonna be real with you, that’s a you problem, and you should probably seek help and work that out.