Being in your twenties is feeling like time is running out / wanting to do something with your life but not knowing what / is like falling in love and not knowing whether it will last / because the last time it didn’t / is getting pangs of emotions you thought you’d left behind when you turned 19 / is rewatching cartoons at 1am and realising you missed so many of the jokes as a kid / is romanticising tiny apartments / or any space to call your own / is reaching out to old friends / with no good excuse / is getting on a plane for a second chance / and finally forgiving because now you understand / is unravelling and not knowing if it means you’ll disappear / and losing faith and believing in fate and whispering clichés, head pressed into a pillow one weekend, hoping

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

“i’m too old for you” that‘s literally a bonus??

and for the lady, perhaps a devout knight?

Girlhood is trying to figure out which fictional man you wanna read a fic abt before bed

*shaking and sweating* "be normal about that old man. be normal about that old man. be normal about that old man-" *desires the old man carnally* "-FUCK."

i have chronic fuck that old man disease and yes it’s incurable