Wtf should I wear to the living room today

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

Sundays are one of the main reasons why I want a boyfriend because what does anyone even do on a Sunday like if I had a boyfriend I could do him

or OR YOU CAN GO TO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY AND GET THAT DIRTY MIND CLEANSED BY THE LORD 

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

Brooke Shields in Blue Lagoon

And deodorant

and perfume

and soap

life is full of so much deception and trickery

one time in high school this kid started choking on a roll and instead of helping him i said “how breadful” and that about sums up how useful i am in emergencies

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

I feel you Khlo.