Diamond Dogs Informational and Help Services

If you have any questions or need help, please send in the request along with your callsign so that we can get back to you.

Edit: Due to some confusion we have created a template for those who may not understand:

[Your questions/ask/submission/request goes here]

-[Your callsign here(ex: Incredible Finch, Pistol Bobcat, Annoyed Ram, etc.) please do NOT put your full legal name like some soldiers already have]

example:

"There is a leak in the cafeteria!

-Plausible Llama"

Thank you,

-Incredible Finch

edit edit: Hello, due to popular requests, I, Obnoxious Worm (DDIHS Communication Assistant), have convinced Incredible Finch to allow soldiers to send any concerns anonymously! Please do not abuse this privilege <3

And to help avoid confusion, here are the people who you can expect to respond to you ^-^

Reminder: this is a communal supply!

Look, I’m not complaining. I only got two shitty regulation condoms “for the prevention of disease” a month at my last post before I joined here. But this is ridiculous guys.

- Iron Gecko

It's just me and Finch today, so I'll be answering this one!

We have a good condom supplier, so don't sweat it too much! Theres a lot of sex that happens on base, so it's to be expected that some areas, like the lower level bathroom, might run out more frequently than other places. We'd rather people take more than they need, than not any at all, but it is appreciated if people only take what they need.

If you ever notice a communal restroom's condoms or personal hygiene products are low, please let the custodial unit know, and they will make sure to restock as needed.

Also whoever brought the gift in the purple bag, Commander Miller wants to speak with you.

The Ocelot Unit using their knowledge and skills for nothing but homosexual activities yet again.

Well, Commander Ocelot’s birthday is coming up soon, I'm sure that will go well too. Good luck, dear med team o7

Straightest Diamond Dogs soldier.

-dumbass wallaby

To get other food options, simply ask the cafeteria staff to see other available options during standard meal times ^-^

- very scared

Depends on who you made eye contact with, if it was Commander Miller, good luck.

I am SICK (ha) and TIRED of all of you!! STOP STEALING FROM OUR TESTOSTERONE SUPPLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO GET MANLIER. You are making the lives of us doctors and your trans comrades infinitely harder!!!

Now, you are lucky Commander Ocelot and Miller are busy doing their…business and Boss’s out. But once that’s all done, I will be reporting this, and Commander Ocelot **WILL** know.

So, if you don’t want to experience firsthand why he’s called “Shalashaska”, I suggest returning what you stole and prepare an apology.

Sincerely,

Flying Agama (and the rest of very tired medical team)

(P.S : if you have partaken in the Ocelot Unit’s welcoming party and are experiencing strange symptoms, PLEASE seek us immediately…)

Not during Pride month

Please stop stealing from base in general, everyone, it also hurts GMP.

Also wasn't the Ocelot Unit "punch" officially banned from base last time it was made, or is this an unrelated issue???

Pretend this was posted on the first. Somebody lost the login.

‐Incredible Finch

- Dormouse

It's kind of like, an open secret that Miller, Ocelot and Boss have some weird thing going on, but it's very much a non-exclusive weird thing, so I guess it doesn't hurt to shoot your shot.

As to if he'd be receptive? There's only one way to find out. I don't think he'll be mad or anything if that's a concern.

–Solar Raven

Well that's great. For the base I mean, I'm not sure what that means for you.

–Solar Raven

((I used the wrong codename on the other ask xd.))

If you can figure out how to send that thing back, please do.

I don't want to bother the Commanders today, they have some thing going on and I don't want to walk in on anything... confidential; and Boss is on a mission.

Do NOT go down to the medical platform lower level oh my GOD.

–Solar Raven

See, normally, I wouldn't belive this kind of stuff, but given the Man on Fire incedent, and the fact we have a child with psychic abilities on base...

I'll send someone to check.

Happy to hear you have been adjusting great, and that you made it into the Ocelot Unit!

Your friend will be fine :) When he comes back he might be a bit off, but Commander Ocelot just has such inspiring talks with people :) It's nothing to be worried about :) I've been in trouble before and I turned out just fine :)