dhiv

I wanna straddle a guy while he drinks something and have him randomly let burps out while he tells me about his day then I want him to bully me for being into it and remind me to thank him after each burp (⁠｡⁠・⁠/⁠/⁠ε⁠/⁠/⁠・⁠｡⁠)

Stop fucking burping you’re making me wanna fuck you

the day he burps while we’re on call is the day he discovers just how much power he has (a lot) (im begging him to use it)

i'm so horny for burping at inopportune times. the strained expression, eyes unfocused, hand pressed to their mouth in a vain attempt to be subtle, trying desperately to blow it out quiet only for the bassy rumble deep in their throat to give it away. burping and then blushing. the soft little muttered "'scuse me." maybe they're trying to hold the burps in but then they get jostled or they try to talk and the burps can no longer be contained. burping in class, at work, during a solemn gathering or serious moment, embarrassed but equally unable to conceal their relief every time