LMD.

👀 do you have an actual list of Harry flirting w men ? are at least two of them Nick ? is one of them when Harry stripped off that techie on stage ? god, the police in NYC ? not Zayn of course as they never spoke.

Henry: The options I’d like… they don’t quite seem to be options at all. Alex: What? Henry: I’m saying that I have … people … who interest me. But I shouldn’t pursue them. At least not in my position. Alex:

Nora: Let me lay out some observations for you. You extrapolate. First, you’ve been, like, Draco Malfoy–level obsessed with Henry for years—do not interrupt me—and since the royal wedding, you’ve gotten his phone number and used it not to set up any appearances but instead to long-distance flirt with him all day every day. You’re constantly making big cow eyes at your phone, and if somebody asks you who you’re texting, you act like you got caught watching porn. You know his sleep schedule, he knows your sleep schedule, and you’re in a noticeably worse mood if you go a day without talking to him. You spent the entire New Year’s party straight-up ignoring the who’s who of hot people who want to fuck America’s most eligible bachelor to literally watch Henry stand next to the croquembouche. And he kissed you—with tongue!—and you liked it. So, objectively. What do you think it means?

henry: truth or dare?

Henry: I’ve been gay as a maypole since the day I came out of mum, Philip.

Alex: I kissed a boy & I liked it.

Henry: The options I’d like… they don’t quite seem to be options at all. Alex: What? Henry: I’m saying that I have … people … who interest me. But I shouldn’t pursue them. At least not in my position. Alex:

Alex: Wait, did you just flirt with me?